The Big Bang Theory Season 1,Episode 13
The Bat Jar Conjecture
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HOWARD
Ohh,more details about the new Star Trek film.There's going go be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
RAJESH
I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
SHELDON
Oh,please,.For Vulcans,mating,or,if you will,Pon farr...it's an extremely private matter.
LEONARD
Still,I'd like to know the details.His mother was human.His father was Vulcan.They couldn't just conceive.
HOWARD
Maybe they had to go to a clinic.Can you imagine Spock's Dad in a little room with a copy of Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears?
RAJESH
How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same?No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,'Hey,get your thing out of my nose.'
PENNY
Hi.Can you help me?I was writing an e-mail and the A key got stuck.Now it's just going,'Aaaaah.'
LEONARD
What did you spill on it?
PENNY
Nothing.Diet Coke.And yogurt.And a little nail polish.
LEONARD
Gentleman,switching to local nerd news,Fishman,Chen,Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team in the university Physics Bowl this year.
LEONARD
You're kidding.Why not?
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