Five Little Monks Carry Water
五个和尚挑水
(《三个和尚》音乐起,Zhineng和尚挑水上场)
Zhineng: Hello! My name is Zhineng. I'm from
I carry water myself. I feel very happy. I like Wushu.
Zhineng: Oh, I'm thirsty. I want to carry some water. Goodbye.
(Zhishen
Zhineng: Hello! How are you?
Zhishen: Fine. Thank you . And you ?
Zhinen Not bad. What's your name?
Zhishen: My name is Zhishen.
Zhineng Where are you from? .
Zhishen: I'm from a far place.
Zhineng: Glad to meet you
Zhishen: Glad to meet you, too.
Zhineng: You must be thirsty. Have water, please.
Zhishen: Thank you. Let's carry it together
Zhineng: OK. Let's go.
(Zhigao 和尚带着墨镜,边打手机便上场)
Zhigao: Yes? OK! Oh, yeah, pardon? Bye!
(Zhineng 和尚,Zhishen 和尚抬水,碰见Zhigao和尚)
Zhigao: (居高临下) Hello! What are you doing?
Zhineng, Zhishen: (指水桶,齐声说) We are carrying water.
Zhineng: (羡慕地看Zhigao和尚的墨镜),what’s your name?
Zhishen:Who are you?
Zhigao:(给Zhineng,Zhishen分发名片)Me?
Oh,this is my card.Look at it yourself.Here you are,
Zhineng,Zhishen:(恭敬地看名片)
Name:Zhigao
Address:
Tel:l818188
Zhineng:Welcome here.
Zhigao:(指使Zhineng和尚和Zhishen和尚)
Er,carry some water for me.
Zhineng,Zhishen:(吃惊地)Me? For you? Why?
Zhigao:I'm a guest.I can’t do that.
Zhishen:Me too.I can’t do that.
Zhineng:(扔下水桶,抗议地)Neither can I.
(三个和尚各干其事. Zhineng和尚练武, Zhishen和尚敲木鱼, Zhigao和尚打手机。口渴去水缸舀水,直到水干。三个和尚各坐坐垫,Zhineng 和尚垂头丧气,Zhishen和尚闭目休息,Zhigao和尚满不在乎)
(《三个和尚》伴奏音乐起,Zhiguang 和尚跑着上场,看太阳,摸喉咙,口渴状,手扇纸扇)
Zhiguang:(到处找水,先看水桶,再看水缸)I’m very ,very,very thirsty. Where is the water? Give me some water.(掏钱)Money, so much money. Here you are. Here you are.
(将钱递到三个和尚面前,Zhineng和尚单纯,摇头,摊开手。Zhishen和尚贪婪,伸手接钱,放入口袋,再摇手表示没水。Zhigao 和尚漠然拒绝)
Zhineng,Zhishen,Zhigao :(七嘴八舌)you carry some water.
(三个和尚将水桶,扁担扔给Zhiguang和尚)
Zhiguang:(Zhiguang和尚先拿起再思索,后扔下东西,生气)Me? No.
第五场
(Xiao Zhuge和尚蹦蹦跳跳上场,观看个人颜色,再看水桶、水缸)
Xiao Zhuge: What’s the matter?
Zheneng: No water.
Zhishen: No one wants to carry water.
Xiao Zhuge :Let me think.
(《一休》音乐起,四个和尚起身看Xiao Zhuge和尚,Xiao Zhuge和尚盘腿坐在地上,双手摸头,做一休思考状)
Xiao Zhuge :(猛睁眼,将四人吓一跳。Ah! I have an idea.(转身拿笔书写值日表,另外四个和尚观看)
Date
Name
Monday
Zhineng
Tuesday
Zhishen
Wednesday
Zhigao
Thursday
Zhiguang
Friday
Xiao Zhuge
(五个和尚打出横幅,The union Is Victory!)