java版泰囧表情的生成器代码，不用PS也能恶搞。
下载图片后放在F盘，直接运行即可
import java.awt.AlphaComposite;import java.awt.Color;import java.awt.Font;import java.awt.Graphics2D;import java.awt.Image;import java.awt.image.BufferedImage;import java.io.File;import java.io.IOException;import javax.imageio.ImageIO;public final class ImageUtils {private static final String PICTRUE_FORMATE_JPG = "jpg";private ImageUtils() {}public static void pressText(String targetImg, String pressText1,String pressText2, String pressText3, int fontSize, Color color) {try {File file = new File(targetImg);File dstFile = new File(targetImg + "_dst.jpg");Image image = ImageIO.read(file);int width = image.getWidth(null);int height = image.getHeight(null);BufferedImage bufferedImage = new BufferedImage(width, height,BufferedImage.TYPE_INT_RGB);Graphics2D g = bufferedImage.createGraphics();g.drawImage(image, 0, 0, width, height, null);g.setFont(new Font("微软雅黑", Font.BOLD, fontSize));g.setColor(color);g.setComposite(AlphaComposite.getInstance(AlphaComposite.SRC_ATOP,1));int x = 135;int y = 163;int width_1 = fontSize * getLength(pressText1);int height_1 = fontSize;int widthDiff = width - width_1;int heightDiff = height - height_1;if (x < 0) {x = widthDiff / 2;} else if (x > widthDiff){x = widthDiff;}if (y < 0) {y = heightDiff / 2;} else if (y > heightDiff) {y = heightDiff;}g.drawString(pressText1, x, y + height_1);x = 135;y = 355;width_1 = fontSize * getLength(pressText1);height_1 = fontSize;widthDiff = width - width_1;heightDiff = height - height_1;if (x < 0) {x = widthDiff / 2;} else if (x > widthDiff) {x = widthDiff;}if (y < 0) {y = heightDiff / 2;} else if (y > heightDiff) {y = heightDiff;}g.drawString(pressText2, x, y + height_1);x = 135;y = 550;width_1 = fontSize * getLength(pressText1);height_1 = fontSize;widthDiff = width - width_1;heightDiff = height - height_1;if (x < 0) {x = widthDiff / 2;} else if (x > widthDiff) {x = widthDiff;}if (y < 0) {y = heightDiff / 2;} else if (y > heightDiff) {y = heightDiff;}g.drawString(pressText3, x, y + height_1);g.dispose();ImageIO.write(bufferedImage, PICTRUE_FORMATE_JPG, dstFile);}catch (Exception e){e.printStackTrace();}}public static int getLength(String text){int textLength = text.length();int length = textLength;for (int i = 0; i < textLength; i++){if (String.valueOf(text.charAt(i)).getBytes().length > 1) {length++;}}return (length % 2 == 0) ? length / 2 : length / 2 + 1;}public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {String taijiongPath = "F:/taijiong/taijiong.jpg";pressText(taijiongPath, "你想泡妞吗？", "赶快打扮一下!","哈哈哈哈！打扮你也泡不到！", 18, Color.WHITE);}}