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让IELTS阅卷老师喷饭的IELTS作文

2011-05-16 
让IELTS阅卷老师喷饭的IELTS作文
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雅思阅读做题方法总结
我的雅思阅读9分心得
坚持是备战雅思的武器


“笑果”指数 ★

I don't have time to read, because I must study。

Studying usually involvesreading!

I shared it by myself。

You cannot share things with yourself!

It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture。

'Disadvantages' are bad by definition!

China is a big country, so we have four seasons。

Small countries may have four seasons, too!

She is a good person, because I know her father。

The fact that you know her father doesn't mean she is a good person!

“笑果”指数 ★★

I am writing to expressthat I am going to receive the aid from you。

Are you sure I'm going to help you-

I need some hands from you。

I bet you mean 'a hand'。

More and more people are getting older。

Who's getting younger-

In my opinion, I'm a student。

Are you not sure-

Pandas can give us the development。

Sounds difficult。

My abilitymake(s) me couldn't study。

......especially in develolping and developed countries。

And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed-

“笑果”指数 ★★★

My friend must be like animal。

What a curse!

We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!

It is possible but immoral。

My major is violence。

I hope not so!

I often go to the loo to see wild animals。

Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。

My city has a bright future, because of me。

Shall we try something modest
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