看笑话 学英语童趣篇一（3）
了他的报告，“有一辆车从停车场给拖走了”，他说，“一辆救护车刚刚开了过去。”
又过了一会，他喊道，“安德森家好像有客人。”“玛特骑着一辆新自行车，库柏夫妇在做
Out on the balcony
A married couple decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.the boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "there's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. " an ambulance just drove by." a few moments passed.
"looks like the Anderson's have company." he called out,"Matt's riding a new bike and the coopers are having sex."
Mom and dad shot up in bed."how do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"their kid is standing out on the balcony too." his son replied.
注释：
Pull off a quickie 快速进行 办……事
Commentary解说
Tow拖，拉
Shoot up弹起来
Startled受震惊的
在阳台上
一对夫妇认为周日下午在房里做爱时安置他们那10岁大的儿子的最佳方法是让他站在阳台上，向自己汇报邻居的一举一动。
男孩站到阳台上，开始了他的报告，“有一辆车从停车场给拖走了”，他说，“一辆救护车刚刚开了过去。”
又过了一会，他喊道，“安德森家好像有客人。”“玛特骑着一辆新自行车，库柏夫妇在做爱。”
他的父母从床上弹起来，"你怎么知道？" 震惊的父亲问道。
“他们的孩子也站在阳台上。”儿子回答。
